Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

Nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.