Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back