Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

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How do you get a blond out of a tree?

Wave

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out