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Why didn't Noah go fishing?

He only had two worms!

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What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

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What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

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Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

They couldn't they were adders!

Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark