Why didn't Noah go fishing?

He only had two worms!

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Why didn't Noah go fishing?

He only had two worms!

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

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Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!