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Why didn't Noah go fishing?

He only had two worms!

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Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.