Why didn't Noah go fishing?

He only had two worms!

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Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What stresses fish out the most?

Current events.

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives