Worm Jokes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

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What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!

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What did the worm that crawled out of a plate of spaghetti say?

Worst gangbang ever

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What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

Why didn't Noah go fishing?

He only had two worms!

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one!

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?

A dirty kid!

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?

Where in earth have you been!

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

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That's all.

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What's the opposite of an antijoke?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Listening to an antijoke.

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SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

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What does it take to finish a race?

More than a Holocaust

What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

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How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

Why do christians avoid trigonometry?

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.