Global Worming.
Because he was hooked on worms.
Big holes in your garden
Half of a worm in half of a cherry.
It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
So he could flip the bird
Sleep late.
Because Robin ate the worms.
A worm in a fur coat!
He only had two worms!
Because they're wrigleys!
Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.
He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Have you ever tried worm pie!
Because everyone had to go on in pairs!
Very big worm holes in your garden!
Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!
Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!
It goes in one ear and out the other
They are all INSECURE.
Where in earth have you been!
They can lighten your load!
He wanted to improve his bite.
One rarely bites and the other barely writes!
Because he was an old boar.
Because you only need one arm to drum along..
Because he had the right of way.
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
An unclejoke
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.
He grabs a hoe.
In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.
Equatinos
Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo
You switch sides at half time.
At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.
Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
