Global Worming.
Because he was hooked on worms.
Big holes in your garden
Half of a worm in half of a cherry.
It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
So he could flip the bird
Sleep late.
Because Robin ate the worms.
A worm in a fur coat!
He only had two worms!
Because they're wrigleys!
Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.
He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Have you ever tried worm pie!
Because everyone had to go on in pairs!
Very big worm holes in your garden!
Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!
Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!
It goes in one ear and out the other
They are all INSECURE.
Where in earth have you been!
They can lighten your load!
Her/she
Your's is possessive
Finding a vein in a hot dog.
The veins
The bartender says, "Central Park."
A stamp.
On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)
There where you left him.
Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.
None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.
The pro-lease department
He didn't like the phrase fire at will!
The Easter Blarney!
ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!