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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

Faint

What just happened there?

Buddy says "Eumetazoa."

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union?

Every man for himself.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

D Jokes More D Jokes

What are a pirate's least favorite letters?

D, M, C, and A.

Why is the Computer D Drive always sad?

D:

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?