What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!