What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What happens when a plant is sad?

The other plants have to photosympathize with it

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What are a pirate's least favorite letters?

D, M, C, and A.

Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.