What happened when the man fell in love...

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

Skip

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?