What happened when the man fell in love...

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

The tiger lily!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why does Edward Woodwood have four D's in his name?

Because otherwise his name would be E-war Woo-woo.

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?