What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

Yo get off me, homes!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V?

Because Dey-go-bah.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

D Jokes More D Jokes

What do you call a gummy bear with no teeth?

D

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(