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What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

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What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend?

Frisbae

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

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How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.