What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

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Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

Taking out a provoloan

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

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What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

What famous painting do cows love to look at?

The Moona Lisa!

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What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."