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What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for Christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow?

Hi brow

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

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What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television!

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.