Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."
He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.
Both think the shorter the better.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
Yes but we cantaloupe.
Crumbs!
Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"
She'll tell you within five minutes.
They give their women awesome Dinar.
You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)
Opens the car door.
Leave it in the cow.
On the front page of reddit.
