Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
Always thought you was a bit spineless.
Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.
It never happens just once.
Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share
Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!
Shaven, not furred
Never tell anyone what are you so mad about
The girl necks door.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
Ask Apple.
By hare (air) mail.
