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What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

How do you know if a guy has an Asian wife?

He'll tell you.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's married.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.