What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

How do you think I feel?

I have to walk Home Alone

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him