Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."
Picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.
It doesn't just happen the once.
Because he was married.
He lost it.
Because there's a clock on the stove.
A Broad Stroke...
ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent
Because you can put it in someones drink
A. Put the remote control between his toes.
In bits and pieces.
