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How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

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Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes?

Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.

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How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes?

He feinted. (Sorry)

Where will you find the best jokes?

Not on /r/jokes

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."