How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

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What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit?

Redditors.

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Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

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How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes?

Ctrl+v.

Whose Line is it Anway and /r/jokes?

On Whose Line is it Anyway, is made up.

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.