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How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

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How do you call a joke that is not funny?

Lame.

Which joke is better?

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles. How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles.

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Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

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What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

People who post the joke intro twice.

What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?

A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.