How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

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How would you describe a joke about bones?

Humerus.97

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed!

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What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

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Who has a higher recycling rate than a recycling plant?

R/Jokes

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

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What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.