How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

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Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

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How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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What makes me want to lose the will to live?

R/Jokes!

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.