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What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house?

The roof.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What would make Batman really salty?

Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

Wrong Jokes More Wrong Jokes

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

Nope Jokes More Nope Jokes

What's ur name?

Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."