What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew?

Dew diligance

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

Wrong Jokes More Wrong Jokes

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Nope Jokes More Nope Jokes

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"