What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What does Batman do with all his spare money?

He makes it wayne

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

Wrong Jokes More Wrong Jokes

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

Nope Jokes More Nope Jokes

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

What's ur name?

Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is