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What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What do you call Batman without a soul?

Bn. (B "atma" n)

What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew?

Dew diligance

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Wrong Jokes More Wrong Jokes

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

Nope Jokes More Nope Jokes

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies