Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

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Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

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What did the anti-joker say to the joker?

I'm Batman.

What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman?

To the bat cave!

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What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to)

What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?

To the Batmobile!

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Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

What do you call Robin Hood's mother?

Mother Hood.