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How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

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What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!

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How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

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What do rich people and bad flossers have in common?

Deep pockets.

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.