How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood