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Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

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What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

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What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

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Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

Where are otters from?

Otter space!

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Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.