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What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

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What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.