What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe wan Kenobi.

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Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

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What country is next to USA?

USB.

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

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What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.