What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

What goes after USA?

USB.

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What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.