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What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

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What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from