What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

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What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral?

Co-pper

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What was the precursor to USB?

USA

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

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What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from

What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.