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What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport?

It used to be cross country but now it's rock climbing.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

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What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

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What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from

What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.