What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral?

Co-pper

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Why will the USA never go bankrupt?

It will just host a telethon.

What goes after USA?

USB.

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What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.