Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)
The screen stays black when you check the time.
The screens keep on filling up with white-out.
Reddit already. Downvote.
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Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
The Trail of Smears
A clean sheet.
