How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

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How does a SQL expert get a date?

GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

When there's white-out all over the screen

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

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How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

Deleted

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet