How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

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What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

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How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.