Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
Make way, children.
The screen stays black when you check the time.
One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen
Reddit already. Downvote.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
Wipe away those ears.