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What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

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Who's there! Buster! Buster who?

Buster tire can I use your phone!

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

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What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

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What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

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What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.