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What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

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What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

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Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

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What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder

Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

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What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!