What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

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What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

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What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.