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What do you use when you have dry eyes?

Moist-your-eyes-er

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What kind of money do they use on Superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

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What do you use when you have dry eyes?

Moist-your-eyes-er

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...