What do you use when you have dry eyes?

Moist-your-eyes-er

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What do ducks use to get high?

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Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

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What do you use when you have dry eyes?

Moist-your-eyes-er

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...