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Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

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What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

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Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

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Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.