Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

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Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.