Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

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What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

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What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.