Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

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What do you call a Scotsman who works in a cloakroom?

Angus McCoatup

How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

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What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

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Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

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Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!