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Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

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How does the Addidas executive work through the night?

Three lines

What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe?

Paddy Hor D'oeuvre

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

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What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

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What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.