What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

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Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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I don't knead you anymore.

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Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

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Because he kneaded a poo.

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Cause he knead that dough.

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Because he kneads the dough.