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What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

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He didn't have any debtperception.

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A widower.

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What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

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Amaized.

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Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

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What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough