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What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

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Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

What did daddy fish do when mommy fish got herself lost?

He flounder

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Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

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Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

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Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough......... Sorry I'm drunk

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.