What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

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Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.