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Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

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What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped.

What is a four-letter word for a woman that ends in "unt"?

Aunt.

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What did they discover?

Twisted pair.

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

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What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

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What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!