Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

What happened to be, she, and they......when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

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Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

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Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

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What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.