Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

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Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Why is the North Pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the South Pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

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What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

What did they discover?

Twisted pair.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

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How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Disco Jokes More Disco Jokes

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.