Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

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What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

Disco Jokes More Disco Jokes

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco