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Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

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Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What did they discover?

Twisted pair.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

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Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

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What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco