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Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

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How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

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What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!