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What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

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Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

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Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!