What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

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Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

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What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

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What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!