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What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

Disco Jokes More Disco Jokes

What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!