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What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

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Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters

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What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!