What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

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Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!