What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

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Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

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What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

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How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus