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What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

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Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

Disco Jokes More Disco Jokes

What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster....

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus