What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

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How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

For drinking and deriving

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

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What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

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What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus