Muscle Jokes

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

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What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.