How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus