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How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster....