How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.