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How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.