How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How does Batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home.

What did the spider say to the bee?

Your honey or your life!

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.