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How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

Whats BNAG?

Its bang out of order!

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster....