How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

Why were the overly polite twins almost never born?

After you." "No, after you."

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus