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When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

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Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

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What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

What did one ape say to the the other ape?

What did one ape say to the other ape.

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?