When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

The defendant

What is Iron Man without his suit?

Stark naked.

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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

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Http://www.wikifeet.com/

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What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

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Who ordered the farts?

Then, fart.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

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What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?