When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant.

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Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

What grocery store does Charlie Sheen frequently visit?

Rite Aid

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What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

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What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!