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When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

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What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?