When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A buzzness suit!

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

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Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser