When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

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What kind of dreams do dustmites have?

Mitemares

What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?

Rub-a-dubstep!

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Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

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Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

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Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.