What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

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Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

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What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

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What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

Relationshipgulls