What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

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What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?

A cricket ball!

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito!

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Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

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What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

Relationshipgulls