What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

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What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

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What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

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What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.

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What do you call seagulls during mating season?

Relationshipgulls

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.