What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

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What do you call an insect with magical powers?

A spelling bee.

What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics!

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Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

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What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

Relationshipgulls