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Mate Season Jokes

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

Relationshipgulls

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

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Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What insect is good at math?

An account-ant.

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid