Mate Season Jokes

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

Relationshipgulls

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

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Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

What did the lonely lumberjack use to get laid?

TINDERRRRR!!!!

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Whats BNAG?

Its bang out of order!

What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service?

Netfocks

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What insect runs away from everything?

A flee!