Mate Season Jokes

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

Relationshipgulls

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What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

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What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics!

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.