What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

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Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!

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What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

What's a Hindu?

It lays iggs.

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What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

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Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

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How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.