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What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

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When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'?

My phone number won't fill up an entire book.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why can't R2D2 walk?

Because he has MS-DOS

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

20 Year Jokes More 20 Year Jokes

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

Linoleum Floor Jokes More Linoleum Floor Jokes

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.