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What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

20 Year Jokes More 20 Year Jokes

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

Linoleum Floor Jokes More Linoleum Floor Jokes

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.