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What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why didn't the man go to dat place?

Cuz dis-place-ment a lot to him.

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

20 Year Jokes More 20 Year Jokes

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

Linoleum Floor Jokes More Linoleum Floor Jokes

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.