What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

20 Year Jokes More 20 Year Jokes

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

Linoleum Floor Jokes More Linoleum Floor Jokes

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.