20 Year Jokes

Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

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Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years?

Michael Jackson

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.