Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

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What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest

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Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.