Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

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What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."