How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

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Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

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What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on?

An unaware wolf.

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

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What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

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What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

What is the healthiest college?

Rice