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How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice