How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!

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Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

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How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's