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How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out