How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

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Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

What a plates scared off?

Ebowla.

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Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.