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What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

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What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

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Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

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What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.