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What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

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Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

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Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

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What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

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What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out