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What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

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What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

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What do you call two siblings that take your money?

Fine brothers

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

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Where will Miley Cyrus go when her showbiz career is over?

Twerk

What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!