What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why do I need the life vest?

Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one.

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Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

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Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..