What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a group of kids?

A migraine

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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What is your least favorite force of nature?

Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

Poverty Jokes More Poverty Jokes

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.