What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

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Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

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Where do you buy Pikmin from?

The Oli-Mart

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

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Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

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Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

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What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'