What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill.

Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

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When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

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How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.