What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

What should I buy for dinner?

I see frozen peas are cool this time of year...you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

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What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row.

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

Poverty Jokes More Poverty Jokes

What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'