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What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

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How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

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How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

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What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits!

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What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.