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What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

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What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

What time do kids need naps?

At whine o'clock.

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Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

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What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young.

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

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What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty