How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!