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How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

People Jokes More People Jokes

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "