Both are yelling at the same kid.
Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"
Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
The lanlord!
So she can be pardoned.
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
Oh, gosh!
Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.
Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend
Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"
Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"
