How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

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How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

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Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them from flamingos!

When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother.

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Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!