To avoid criticism and comparison.
Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window
B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.
Ohh.. About a handful.
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
When a woman doesn't agree with them.
They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.
The Antelopes.
Because the sun is hott.
It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
The letter A because it makes men mean.
Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.