Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

She wanted to be a nurse.

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

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Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

What do you give to a man that had everything?

Antibiotics

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What was Boaz like before he got married?

Ruthless.

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How to avoid clickbait?

Clearly, you wouldn't know...

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.