Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

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Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

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Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna

What do you call two spiders who just got married?

Newlywebs.

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What is the difference between everyone and bullets?

I avoid everyone

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.