To avoid criticism and comparison.
It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!
Because 'Illinois you!
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Virgins.
So he could badly go where no man has gone before.
The thief was spending less then his wife.
You get to grow old together.
Melons, because they can'telope.
Donor Kebab
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.