To avoid criticism and comparison.
I don't want to plow my driveway
Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Virgins.
Cuz he always uses a straw, man!
To prove they can focus on two things at once.
Punchlines that got married and settled down.
Tell her she's pregnant.
The letter A because it makes men mean.
Me: How to avoid student-loan debt, with a minor in teen pregnancy.
Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.
Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.
