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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

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What do you call a virgin on a water bed?

A cherry float.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

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How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.