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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

Tummy, my X-Men!

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

Comparison Jokes More Comparison Jokes

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.