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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How high is it Doctor?

She wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What was Boaz like before he got married?

Ruthless.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

Comparison Jokes More Comparison Jokes

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.