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Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

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What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

Canuck-chucks.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

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What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

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What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

What does the "LL" in LL Cool J stand for?

Lickin Lips