Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

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What do Greeks use to listen to music?

Spartify

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

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What is the funniest two legged lizard?

The stand-up chameleon.

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss