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Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

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What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

What do you use to make boot soup?

Birkenstock

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Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

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How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

What should it sound like when it's connecting?

Guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls