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Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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Why are chickens never virgins?

Because when they're born they get laid.

What do you call a virgin on a water bed?

A cherry float.

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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court