Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

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What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

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Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

What does BMW stand for?

Black man working