Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

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What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

One one appreciates good head

How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss