What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

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What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

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What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin?

She swallowed the yellow prick's load.

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......