You can un-screw a lightbulb.
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Goodentight
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
Because when they're born they get laid.
A virgin.
Goodandtight
Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.
Ohh.. About a handful.
Goesintight.
Virgins.
You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.
A virgin
Olive Oil is a virgin
Because she died a virgin!
To avoid criticism and comparison.
Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.
Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Richard Branson.
Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
An only child....
Her mother leaves.
Faster than her brother!
They are used to being chaste.
He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
Virgin Mobile
Getting the news from your dentist
Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.
A buccaneer
How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
The balls are just for decoration.
Their balls are just for decoration.
You drop it on her twice.
A. The remote control slips from his hand.
Because he cantaloupe.
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
