You can un-screw a lightbulb.
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Goodentight
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
Because when they're born they get laid.
Goodandtight
Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.
Virgins.
A virgin
Olive Oil is a virgin
Because she died a virgin!
To avoid criticism and comparison.
Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.
Her mother leaves.
Faster than her brother!
They are used to being chaste.
He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
A broad abroad on a board aboard.
He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.
Life is like a box of chocolates...
So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Arrrrrr Metis!
Red paint!
Both crews were marooned.
When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"
Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
They both bled for me.
Now we just have to call him Dav.
Iran, Iraq, I lost
