You can un-screw a lightbulb.
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Goodentight
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
Because when they're born they get laid.
A virgin
Olive Oil is a virgin
Because she died a virgin!
To avoid criticism and comparison.
Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.
Her mother leaves.
Faster than her brother!
They are used to being chaste.
He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"
I replied "Typo".
Heavy!
Because he sleeps on a waterbed!
Miracle whip.
Nine Inch Nails
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Doug
Where is my shovel
The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"
A buccaneer.
A double bridle
A new last name
One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.
Anyone can mash potatoes!
