Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.
He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!
The barking lot.
A bi-polar bear.
They have bear feet
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Because it didn't plan it.
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
Because freedom rings
"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!
The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"
Sparky
Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.
Role tied.
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
You don't need to, they'll tell you