You can un-screw a lightbulb.
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Goodentight
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
Because when they're born they get laid.
A virgin.
Goodandtight
Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.
Ohh.. About a handful.
Goesintight.
Virgins.
You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.
A virgin
Olive Oil is a virgin
Because she died a virgin!
To avoid criticism and comparison.
Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.
Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Richard Branson.
Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
An only child....
Her mother leaves.
Faster than her brother!
They are used to being chaste.
He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.
The bride and all her guests, apparently.
He knew better than to drink and derive.
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.
Dresses up as an altar boy
Myrrhder
Exactly like red paint!
Red paint!
Fridays.
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
They cantaloupe.
Nothing because I'm a good parent.
Triplets
Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.
