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Why did Jesus not go to Australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

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What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston Marathon finish line.

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Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why did Jesus not go to Australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.