Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why did Jesus not go to Australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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The pope died a virgin

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

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Watts.

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Fast and Furious 7

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By Sea-Section.

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How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

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Crossfit.

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Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.