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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why did Jesus not go to Australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

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How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

How many bear arms could Bear Grylls bear to bear if Bear Grylls could bear to bear bear arms?

Bear

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

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Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

Wise Man Jokes More Wise Man Jokes

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.