April Sale - 20% Off

Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

Previous Random Joke Next
Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

Wise Man Jokes More Wise Man Jokes

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25