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Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

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What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

How dare you complain about your life?

Someone's mom is Snooki.

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

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How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31