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Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

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What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

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Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why is it called the 3/5 compromise?

Because it is only 2/5 solution.

Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25