Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

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Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

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Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.