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What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

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What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

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What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.