What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

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Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

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What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

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Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.