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What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

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Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle?

Bike carbonate of soda!

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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage