What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

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What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?

Infantry!

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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.