What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

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Why are black people afraid to fall asleep?

The last black person that had a dream got shot!

When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

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Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

What famous person is a huge fan of trees?

Tim ber"ton

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What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

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Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

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What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

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How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage