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What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

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What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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What do Star Wars and the U.K. have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

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Why didn't you visit Chad?

Cause he wasn't my Niger.

Who's there! Chad! Chad who?

Chad to make your acquaintance!

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What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.