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What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

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What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Stable-tennis!

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What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

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