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What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

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Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

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What is a horse's favourite wine?

Equine.

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!