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What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

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How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

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What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

What is a horse's favourite wine?

Equine.