What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

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What's the difference between Batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it

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They like to stay anony-moose

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What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

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What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

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What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

What is a horse's favourite wine?

Equine.