March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

Previous Random Joke Next
Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Equine Jokes More Equine Jokes

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

What is a horse's favourite wine?

Equine.