What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

How do police know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.

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Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing