What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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What is the definition of a will?

C'mon. It's a dead giveaway.

How Pokemon Go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon!"

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.