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What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)