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What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

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What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

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What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)