What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

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What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

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Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

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Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.