What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he is coming or going.

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing