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What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

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Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.