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What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buckin' hat.

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

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What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

Arr Jokes More Arr Jokes

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

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What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."