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What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

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Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

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How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

Arr Jokes More Arr Jokes

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"