What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

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Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

Where does the pirate put his ear ring?

In his buccaneer.

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Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

Arr Jokes More Arr Jokes

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

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What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."