What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

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How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

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When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

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What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

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What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."