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What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

Ye Jokes More Ye Jokes

What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

Drivin ' Nut Jokes More Drivin ' Nut Jokes

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."