What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

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Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

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What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea

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What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.

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What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."