How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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Why wasn't meek mills phone working?

Because it wasn't "charged up"

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

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How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.