How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear