How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.