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How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

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Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

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What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

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How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.