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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

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What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.