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How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

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What do you call a pirate from Ireland??

Arrrish

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

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How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

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How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!