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How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did they stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.