How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A paws!

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!