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How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

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When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

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Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

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What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!