What's the difference between Marty Mcfly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty Mcfly stopped going back to 1985.

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What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

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What's the difference between Marty Mcfly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty Mcfly stopped going back to 1985.

What flavor shake did Marty Mcfly get in the diner during the first Back to the Future movie?

Parkinson's.

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What's the difference between Marty Mcfly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty Mcfly stopped going back to 1985.

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.