What's the difference between Marty Mcfly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty Mcfly stopped going back to 1985.

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What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

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How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

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What's the difference between Marty Mcfly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty Mcfly stopped going back to 1985.

Why doesn't Marty Mcfly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

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What's the difference between Marty Mcfly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty Mcfly stopped going back to 1985.

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.