What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

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What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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What flavor shake did Marty McFly get in the diner during the first Back To the Future movie?

Parkinson's.

What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

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What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.