How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

Who's there! Acis! Acis who?

Acis spades!

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.