How do you stop a monster digging up yo...

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

The tiger lily!

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.