How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Who's there! Acis! Acis who?

Acis spades!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

What did the manager of the Frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!