How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

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What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's