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How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).