How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf