Because women love digging up the past.
A Bark-aeologist
Some old stuff just got dug up
A paracetamole!
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
A Barkeologist.
Anyone he could dig up.
A Barkaeologist.
Because they love digging up the past.
Chicks dig stars.
A minor
The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.
They had pith helmets.
When the (w)hole job's done.
About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is.
Depends.
The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.
The leash goes slack
He felt his presents.
Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.
By his coffin!
Give her a shovel.
You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.
To help the firemen find the hydrants
Nah brah, tadah brah!
It was stuck to the chicken.
A pillow fight
It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"
Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....
