Because women love digging up the past.
Because loves digging up the past.
A Bark-aeologist
Make way, children.
Some old stuff just got dug up
In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.
A paracetamole!
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.
A Barkeologist.
Anyone he could dig up.
A Barkaeologist.
Because they love digging up the past.
Chicks dig stars.
A minor
The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.
They had pith helmets.
When the (w)hole job's done.
Take his spade away.
I don't have Ferrari in my garage.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
A parroty error
BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE
Chicks are for kids!
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Because 36 would be too many.
Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)
Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.
She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
Never enough.
Babies grow up and stop crying
So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!
