Because women love digging up the past.
A Bark-aeologist
Some old stuff just got dug up
In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.
A paracetamole!
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
A Barkeologist.
Anyone he could dig up.
A Barkaeologist.
Because they love digging up the past.
Chicks dig stars.
A minor
The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.
They had pith helmets.
When the (w)hole job's done.
500 soles were lost.
Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.
They will give you a piece of your mind.
An algorithm.
That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.
I'm not scared when the bull charges
Well it depends on what you mean by change.
It depends on the age.
Other lawyers look interested.
Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.
His daddy was a mummy
His daddy was really a mummy.
Pasts
Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)
But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!
He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.