Because women love digging up the past.
A Bark-aeologist
Some old stuff just got dug up
A paracetamole!
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
A Barkeologist.
Anyone he could dig up.
A Barkaeologist.
Because they love digging up the past.
Chicks dig stars.
A minor
The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.
They had pith helmets.
When the (w)hole job's done.
After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.
Because those men already have boyfriends.
Because Austria was Hungary.
Austalian
I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline
The Significant Others just want babies.
Hit the Road Jack
Ptui
Doug
Give her a shovel.
A headache.
Patient: She's out of town.
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
In case they get a hole in one!
The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.
You can actually get through the minefield alive.
