Because women love digging up the past.
A Bark-aeologist
Some old stuff just got dug up
In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.
A paracetamole!
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
A Barkeologist.
Anyone he could dig up.
A Barkaeologist.
Because they love digging up the past.
Chicks dig stars.
A minor
The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.
They had pith helmets.
When the (w)hole job's done.
Because the wives had to get on board somehow.
Wait, I can explain everything!
The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.
Avacado's number.
Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.
Austalian
Because Austria was Hungary.
You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke
Because his daddy was a mummy
On the rocks.
I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.
Hor-crocs.
Fang mail.
Because the market got flooded.
It must have fallen through a crack.
